The O.C. Quotes
Funny quotes from the O.C.! Credit to The TV Megasite.
Ryan: "So I'm now property of the government, take the name 082965."
Seth: "Hey, at least its better than 'death breath Seth."
Ryan: "I didnt tell her anything. I think the black turtle neck in August tipped her off."
Seth: "Okay, I was going for stealth, and also it's slimming."
Julie: *turns off tv* You will not believe what Sandy Cohen said to me! He basically called me white trash. He said I was from Riverside!
Jimmy: Honey, you are from Riverside
Julie: It was his tone.
Seth: What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.
Ryan: What happens in Mexico?
Seth: I don't know because it stays there! That's why we must go.
[on the way to TJ]
Summer: 80 is the new 70.
Seth: What? Who talks like that?
Summer: Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait.. Cohen does.
Seth: Well, they have God on their side, Summer. I'm not gonna beat Jesus.
Ryan: Um...what if something happens and you guys change your mind?
Sandy: Like what? You steal a car? You burn down a house? You beat up the captain of the water polo team? Those ships have sailed, my friend.
Sandy: Fellows, do you mind?
Seth: Oh. Uh, if this is about the vase
Sandy: Which vase?
Seth: (acts clueless) Hm...nothing. Uh, lets go, Ryan. Come on, buddy.
Julie: Jimmy didnt tell me you were coming by.
Jimmy: She just stopped by to ask a quick business question.
Julie: A quickie, huh?
Jimmy: Julie.
Marissa: Oh, well, actually, Summer, Ryans already been promised to some else.
Summer: I cant believe this. You gave him to someone else? Who? Whos pathetic enough not to have a date the day before cotillion?
Anna: Actually, at this point, that would be you.
Summer: So, like, what am I supposed to do?
Seth: (coughs) Over here. (whistles)
Summer: Fine. Lets go.
Seth: (gets up excitedly) Are you sure? Becauseif-if youre not totally
Summer: Just dont talk to me.
Seth: All right, I get it. Our connections a little bit deeper than words. (She looks at him) Thats it, Im done. Im sorry. Uh, chock full of quiet now.
Holly: Yeah, its at my house. I do it every year for cotillion.
Seth: You didnt do it last year.
Holly: Yeah, we did.
Seth: (pauses) Ouch.
[Sandy and Ryan playing video games]
Sandy: Wait, which ones sword?
Ryan: Not the one youre hitting.
Sandy: Oh, got it. Right, okay.
Ryan: Now youre stabbing me. Just dont touch any of the buttons, follow me through the forest, and maybe well both make it out of here alive.
Sandy: So you didnt feel like going, huh?
Ryan: Yeah, no. Not really for me.
Sandy: Whatwaltzing and orchids? What could be more you?
Ryan: Guess I dont really fit in, huh?
Sandy: Oh, I got news for you. Nobody does. I guarantee you--every single person at that cotillion feels like a fraud. Theyve all got secrets and theyre all terrified the guy net door is going to find them out.
Ryan: So, whats your secret?
Sandy: Sometimes, when the suns coming up and the surf is good, and I havent pissed my wife off quite as much as I have today, I kind of like this place.
[they look at each other]
Ryan: You just stabbed me again.
Sandy: Oh, sorry.
Anna: Could you be anymore pathetic? Lone figure, sitting on the floor, wondering if hes going to be lonely for the rest of his life.
Seth: Oh, hey, your sensitivity, its reallynonexistent.
Marissa: (into phone) Hey, Luke, it's me. I just...wanted to talk, so call me. Um...please?
Summer: Still hasn't called you back? He was in lockup. Maybe he's into dudes now.
Ryan: Are you wearing cologne?
Seth: Yep.
Ryan: Since when you wear cologne? Is it because Anna's coming over?
Seth: I've always- since like- all the- since yesterday.
Ryan: *grimaces*
Seth: Wh-what? Is it too strong? *smells himself*
Ryan: *continues grimacing*
Seth: It doesn't smell that bad ...
Ryan: *starts laughing*
Seth: *realizes that Ryan just tricked him into smelling himself* Ha ha. Hey, guess what? Ryan's funny now. *weak laugh*
[Summer kisses Seth]
Summer: I...I just can't help it. And I certainly can't explain it - You didn't tell anyone?
Seth: Of course not.
Summer: 'Cause I'll kill you.
Seth: No, I believe you.
[Sandy in the pool house. Searching through the drawers. Hears something as Summer walks out.]
Summer: (thinking it's Seth) Back so soon? 'Cause I've just been here waiting for -
*sees Sandy*
Summer: Eww! I mean. Not eww. You're very attractive. For a Dad. Distinguished. But. Oh my god ...
Summer scampers back into the bathroom. Closes the door.
Sandy: *mortified*
[everyone knows Luke's dad is gay]
Luke: Maybe I should just blow it off. Hit the beach. Let people get it out of their systems.
Ryan: No, it doesn't work like that. It's been three months and I'm still the kid from Chino who burned a house down.
Marissa: And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico.
Seth: Yeah ... and I'm still - I'm still - well, I'm still Seth Cohen.
Seth and Summer:
Ryan: You won't get lonely?
Seth: Well, I'll have Summer with me.
Ryan: You're going to take this to Tajiti?
Seth: Um... no. It's a girl. Part of the boat is named after.
Ryan: She must be pretty stoked.
Seth: Yeah. She has no idea. I've never talked to her before.
Ryan: Maybe Summer would be there?
Seth: That's interesting. She's Marissa's best friend. Seven? Seven.
Seth: Summer is right over there. Look. I'm sorry. Don't look. Don't look. But I mean you could look but don't look like you're looking.
Sandy: Is that Summer?
Seth: I'm gonna go. Uh... sit.
Ryan: Way to salt his game, Mr. Cohen.
Seth: She's got Tajiti written all over her.
Seth: Hey. Ready to go?
Ryan: Yeah. Uh, we should go to that party. At that girl, Holly's place.
Seth: Eh, that's alright Ryan.
Ryan: Summer. Invited me.
Seth: Really? She did?
Ryan: Us. She asked for you actually.
Seth: Really, she did?
Summer: Come on let's go!!!
Seth: That makes absolutely no sense. But yeah, we should go.
Summer: Look who I found! What's your name anyway?
Ryan: Ryan.
Seth: Ryan. Um... what are you doing man?
Ryan: Um.
Summer: Excuse me?
Seth: What are you doing? I named my boat after her.
Summer: What? Eww. Who are you?
1x02 The Model Home
Seth: Oh look, it's someones birthday! I guess my invitation probably got lost in the mail?
Marissa: It's my friend's, Summer's birthday.
Seth: Summer's birthday is not until Wednesday. That's what I heard. I don't know. That was a guess.
Marissa: Hey, Summer.
Seth: Is that Summer? Tell her I said happy birthday.
Marissa: Okay.
Summer: Coop, where are you? Where coming to get you.
Marissa: Oh. No no no. Don't. I'm coming.
Seth: Tell her I said happy birthday.
Marissa: Seth Cohen says happy birthday.
Summer: Who?
Marissa: She says thanks.
1x04 The Debut
Summer: Every girl needs a white knight.
Seth: Seth Cohen, white knight.
Summer: Well like, what am I suppose to do?
Seth: *coughs* / *whisles*
Summer: Fine, let's go.
Seth: Are you sure?
Summer: Just, don't talk to me.
Seth: Alright, I get it. Our a our connection is a little bit deeper than words.
Seth: Hey, Summer.
Summer: What did I say about talking to me?
Seth: Okay. God, I just wanted to make sure we were on for tomorrow night.
Summer: I guess.
Seth: Could you even pretend to be a little bit stoked?
Seth: Hey, Summer. You're ready. You look just great.
Summer: Well, listen. Um...
Seth: You, um, found another date.
Summer: Yeah. It's kind of an emergency. But, you're off the hook. Sorry.
Summer: Good news, I'm available again.
Seth: You are? No, no, no, we're gonna go this way.
1x07 The Escape
Rage Rover
Summer: We should be there, in like, 3 hours.
Seth: The GPS says the EPA is 3 1/2.
Summer: Well, that's because someone drives like an old woman.
Seth: I'm going 70 to a 65.
Summer: 80 is the new 70.
Seth: What? Who talks like that?
Summer: Who gets past by a van full of nuns? Oh. Wait. Who? Cohen does!
Seth: They have God on their side, Summer. Okay. I'm not going to be Jesus.
Summer: I'm going to call Holly and see how far ahead of us they are. And, she's a girl.
Seth: It's weird being insulted to your gender.
Summer: Not insulting as it is to you.
Seth: Point taken.
Summer: I'm so dehydrated. What is up with the a.c.? My hair is frizzing out. I look like Howard Stern.
Seth: See, strangely, I feel like my Jew-Fro benefits from this climate.
Summer: Your Jewish?
Seth: Yes. That's why I feel comfortable with this desert heat.
Summer: This is a nightmare. I'm sweating to death. Driving 10 miles an hour. I'm like a rigshaw listening to this music.
Seth: Hey! Do not insult Death Cab.
Summer: It's like one guitar and a whole lotta complaining.
Seth: That reminds me of someone else who's doing a whole lotta complaining, Summer. You! Listen to me. I'm driving this vehicle and I'm gonna drive at the speed that I'm comfortable. Okay. It is my music, it is my snacks.
Summer: Kudos and Goldfish! What are you 8?
Seth: Ryan, Marissa, say goodbye to Summer. (begins to pull out of the road)
Summer: What are you doing?
Seth: Leaving you at the center of the road. [Seth and Summer begins to fight over the wheel and they end up somewhat crashing.]
Static
Seth: Oh great. Static. That's awesome.
Summer: What are you doing?
Seth: Almost watching TV. This is either, SpongeBob Squarepants or Jag.
Summer: Get off the bed. The sooner I go to sleep, the sooner it will be morning and this nightmare will be over. I'm not sleeping on that couch. It's stained and it smells foul. You sleep there.
Seth: After you made it sound so appealing, right, have fun, goodnight.
Summer: Come on, get off the bed!
Seth: Nope.
Summer: Be like a gentleman.
Seth: Chivalry's dead, sugar.
[Summer begins to lie next to Seth]
Summer: You make a move; I'll rip out your jugular.
Seth: Oh hey, pillow talk.
Undeniable chemistry
Seth: So, Tijuana.
Summer: Yeah.
Seth: You think we shoulda woke Ryan and Marissa?
Summer: No. They looked so cute together. Vomit.
Seth: Hey, it's a real sentimetery streak you got there, Summer.
Summer: Trouser it, Cohen. It's too early for your so-called comedy.
Seth: You enjoy my comedy. You know what else I think you enjoy? Me.
Summer: That's because you're mentally unstable.
Seth: Be that as it may, but I think the facts speak for themselves. May I remind of you a little something that I like to call, The time that you kissed me at the pool at my grandfather's birthday party.
Summer: What are you talking about?
Seth: Okay. I know that denial is a very powerful coping mechanism. But I just think, Summer that it's time we pay lip service to our lip service.
Summer: Two words: No tongue.
Seth: Well, you did agree to take this little trip with me down to Mexico away.
Summer: I needed a ride.
Seth: We shared the same bed.
Summer: I wasn't going to sleep in that couch. It smelled like these eggs.
Seth: You ate my toast, Summer.
Summer: I like crust, Seth.
Seth: Face it. Our chemistry is undeniable.
Summer: You know what else is undeniable?
Seth: What?
Summer: The pain this fork will cost when I jam it into your eye! I suffer from rage blackouts.
Seth: I'm gonna get the check.
In case
Seth: I still don't understand why we needed to get two rooms. I'm gonna leave you my key, just in case you get lonely.
Summer: Or, in case, I wanna smother you with your pillow while you're sleeping.
Seth: Whatever turns you on.
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